When it comes to being a good husband, I'm here to tell you, size matters.
Maybe not in the way you're thinking, but it does matter.
Here's the thing: wives like gifts. Husbands, if you've been married longer than 10 minutes, you better at least have that part figured out. Not only that, but wives tend to like gifts that require you knowing their sizes. I don't need to tell you that this can be a tricky situation. Misjudge and buy something that's too big and you run the risk of having a conversation that starts with "You think my butt is that big?" That would probably be the nice part of the conversation.
On the other hand, guess too small and you could find yourself chatting about "You don't pay attention!" I don't know about you, but that's not how I want to spend my Saturday afternoon.
I have the solution! A size chart you can stick in your wallet or keep on your phone! I'm kind of low-tech so here's what mine looks like: